World’s Most Popular Candy To Be Removed From Shelves By April 2019!
The announcement was released late Friday afternoon in a press conference, that the famous candy, the original Reese’s peanut butter cups would no longer be available! “By April 2019 they will all be...
View ArticleWoman Claims She Became Pregnant By Black Man After Using Toilet Paper...
Mobile, AL – An Alabama woman claims she became pregnant with an “unknown man’s” baby after using a ‘porta potty’ at the county fair. Britney Thomas, 18, explains the peculiar event: “I used the porta...
View ArticleYou Won’t Believe What Was In Her McDonald’s Mayo ‘The Texture Was Familiar’
A Michigan woman was in disgust last week when she ate at a local McDonald’s. Lisa McDowell, 31, was having lunch with her friends when she decided to order a McChicken sandwich. She was halfway... The...
View ArticleCheck Your Grapes! 700-800 People a Year Find Black Widows in Them
A woman in Omaha, Nebraska got an extremely unfun surprise when she went to snack on some grapes she’d recently purchased at her local Hy-Vee grocery store: pure terror. Pure terror, that is, in the...
View ArticleHomeless Couple Found Living In Walmart Attic With Hot Plate, Meth Lab, And...
Homeless Couple Found Living In Walmart Attic With Hot Plate, Meth Lab, And 42 LED TV – Memphis, Tennessee – Being homeless has to be very difficult, especially in the colder times of the year.... The...
View ArticleSeveral Injured In Zombie-Like Attack At Tennessee Walmart, As Man Tries To...
An unidentified man entered a Tennessee Walmart, armed with nothing more than his own teeth. Eyewitnesses say the man, who look like he had been living off the streets, entered the store looking as...
View ArticleCreepy Clown Arrested After Haunted House Massacre, 18 People Dead
Salem, MA – Creepy Clown Arrested After Haunted House Massacre: A 58-year-old man was arrested on Wednesday evening after fright junkies got way more than they bargained for at a haunted house...
View ArticleBreaking: Dish Soap National Supply Shortage Walmart
Breaking: Dish Soap National Supply Shortage Walmart Dish soap is experiencing a national Supply shortage, impacting product availability in Walmart across the United States. This shortage will...
View ArticleBabysitter Discovers ‘Clown Doll’ In Kid’s Room Was A Real Person, Raping The...
Man Arrested: ‘Creepy Clown’ In Kid’s Room Was A Real Person, Raping The Child At Night, Portland, Oregon – If you are afraid of clowns we warn you – DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER – This true... The post...
View ArticleRUPAUL CLAIMS TRUMP TOUCHED HIM INAPPROPRIATELY IN THE 1990’S
The famous drag queen, actor and recording artist Rupaul, claims that Donald Trump grabbed his ass and genitals during a party in 1995. In an exclusive interview with the Hollywood Inquirer, Rupaul...
View ArticleResearch Shows Brain Cell Loss After Watching 30 Min Of ‘Keeping Up With The...
We start losing neurons (brain cells) almost immediately after birth with very few neurons ever forming during our post-birth lives. However new research out of Harvard shows extensive, expedited loss...
View ArticleMan Tries To Trade Kidnapped Baby For 15 Popeyes Chicken Sandwiches In Arkansas
A three month old baby has been reunited with her parents after being kidnapped by a man at Riverfront Park in Little Rock, Arkansas. There are not many details on how the man acquired the... The post...
View ArticleNBA suspends season until further notice after player tests positive for...
The NBA has suspended its entire season until further notice after a player on the Utah Jazz tested positive for coronavirus. The test result was reported shortly before the Utah Jazz were to take on...
View ArticleTom Hanks, Rita Wilson say they’ve tested positive for coronavirus
Tom Hanks and his wife Rita Wilson tested positive for the coronavirus, according to a statement posted by Hanks to social media on Wednesday evening. “Hello, folks. Rita and I are down here in...
View ArticleTrump announces travel ban from Europe amid growing fears of coronavirus
President Trump announced Wednesday that he will be suspending all travel from Europe to the U.S. for 30 days starting Friday at midnight in an effort to quell the spread of coronavirus. His address...
View ArticleBob Barker Tests Positive for the Coronavirus
Bob Barker, former TV host of the famous game show ‘The Price is Right’ tested positive for the coronavirus, according to a statement released by his family on Wednesday evening. Barker, 96, was in his...
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